I Gained 75lbs This Weekend

Finally I had a weekend worth linking up with Sami. If you're from New England (or live here now) you probably guessed I went to the Big E, and you, my friends, would be right If you're not from around here, it's basically a huge fucking fair.

I tweeted that I would be crafty and I was! I'm planning on a navy and gold accented bedroom (whenever the fuck we pick where we are going to live) And I want a collage wall so here's one of the pieces! It was a cardboard letter for $1.50 at Michaels and I just got glitter and navy paint and measured out stripes. Not bad I think! Also we planned on staying in but Tom's cousin who lives across the street invited us over and so we went, got hammered and came home and passed out.

Time to pack on the el bees. Not Spanish insects, but pounds. It was all glorious. I didn't have the Doughnut Burger because I had that last year and it wasn't yummy I'm watching my figure.

Here's what I had:
-tiny doughnut
-caramel chocolate blast cappuccino
-bloomin' onion
-pumpkin Long Trail beers
-Opa Opa Kix Ale
-chocolate covered bacon
-gyro
-fried dough
-fried samoas

Also, Tom decided he had to win me something and I let him know that the only acceptable prize would be a unicorn. And so he dominated skeeball and won me a pink and white unicorn. Also you should be my friend on snapchat. (dhaccessory) Cuz you would get videos of unicorns drinking beers.

As I was walking, a girl who was around 10 years old pointed out my amazing unicorn, and shouted to me about how much she liked it. I said "thanks!" and kept walking. And after I went a few booths up, I realized I couldn't reallllly take Harold (the unicorn) home cuz Lil would eat him. So I checked with Tom and then ran back and gave the little girl my unicorn. I told her she had to be good to her parents and all. And she was literally the happiest little girl ever. It felt so great to make that little girls day. And knowing how amazing it would be to have someone give me a big pink unicorn when I was that age, it basically would have made my life. 

Also we saw this chick who really took the whole Orange Is The New Black thing to heart.

 Also we were sheep.

and then Tom was drunk so on the way home he demanded McDonalds.. So I got a hamburger happy meal.

We got home at 8:30 and went to sleep at 9.

Tom and I looked at more apartments. Wooo. Insert the >< eyed crying face emoji here. I hate apartment hunting. Everyone hates Lil and wants a billion dollars. Anyway the first one was pretty great and it's in the final 3 options. The other was not good and the person was late so we got sushi instead. Then we came home, and watched Hercules and The Great Mouse Detective on Netflix and Tom and Lil napped. Then we went to Tom's parents for his pre-birthday dinner and that means the weekend is over.


And you absolutely have to meet one of my favorite people in real life and in blog land. She was my roomate our freshman year of college and we've been soul mates ever since! We're basically the same person soooo duh, she's awesome.

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1. When and why did you start blogging?

I started blogging in the beginning of July. I had been watching Adriana grow her blog for a while it seemed like a lot of fun. Also my friends and family will only look at so many pictures of Angus & I needed a new audience.

 
2. What is your favorite post you've written and why?

I knew you were trouble was a ton of fun to write, and nothing says "I'm an adult" like making fun of exes on the Internet. 

3. Since we're IRL friends, what's your favorite memory of us?

Probably the hundreds of times we ran like lunatics across the quad on campus so that you wouldn't have to face the squirrels alone.  That pretty much set the stage for the rest of our friendship. 

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