Stuff I'm Bad At

I'm posting 3 weekdays in a row guys!! I may even post tomorrow as well. 2014 is CRAY.

I don't know about you guys but there are some normal, everyday things that people do without thinking but for some reason, it turns disastrous for me.

1. Grocery shopping. Yea, I know, just make a list. I do. I swear tho, I can't fucking do it. I don't know how it goes wrong but it always does. If I don't have a list, fucking forget it. If I do, I still end up screwing things up. Por ejemplo:

2. Wearing appropriate shoes. I wanna wear heels when I have to walk 3 miles. I want to wear suede flats when it's raining. I want to wear TOMS when we go to dinner. I have a lot of shoes. And I love them. And will plan outfits around them, despite the practicality.

3. Purchasing clothes I’ll actually wear. I get so caught up in sparkles and patterns and pretty color that I buy things and then a year and a half later I don’t wear them. But I keep them usually, in case there is a sudden trend for bright purple baggy silk shirts. If something is on sale for a great price, I’m gonna buy it. If it says Kate Spade on the label, I’m gonna buy it. If it’s got sequins, I’m (usually) gonna buy it.

4. Mailing things. Thank you cards from my birthday (Nov 25th), clothes Tori left at my apartment 2 years ago, gym membership (that I stopped using 2.5 years ago) cancellation letter. It’s annoying. The post office is around the corner from my apartment but it’s open M-F 9-5. I HAVE A JOB MOFOS.


5. Not eating when I’m not hungry. I mean I’m hungry ALWAYS. But when I’m eating something yummy it is SO hard to stop myself. And it’s not so much sweets (unless you’re talking baby snickers) it’s hamburgers, fries, sushi, garlic mashed potatoes, chips and French onion dip or guac, and Tom’s mom’s cheeseball. IT’S SO HARD. I try tho! I make Tom take food away from me, I walk away from it. I make other people eat it. It’s just soooo yummmmmmy.




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12 comments:

  1. Haha I totally forgot about those clothes for years until you mentioned them. Alsoooo you're apparently bad at charging your phone. I needed you tonight when Angus swallowed pieces of a brillo pad and all I could think of is you giving Lil peroxide in a similar situation.

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  2. Girl, join the club... I feel you. On all counts.

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  3. ROFL you always crack me up!!!
    XO,
    Ellen
    www.askawayblog.com

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  4. the post office is the bane of my existence. Like why are you not open before or after I go to work? Sorry but the last time I checked your sole purpose was to SERVE everyone else and if everyone else is working, you are failing....

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  5. Yep. I actually love grocery shopping but I am awful at it. I never follow my list (when I happen to make one) and go a bit nuts.

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  6. I make a grocery list and then I forget it at home. Luckily I eat a lot of the same things but still horrible. You just made me so hungry for all that food.

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  7. mailing things is hard. the struggle is real.

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  8. I had the same problem with clothes last year...I got so caught up in trendy and not basic, that I have shunned half of my closet.

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  9. #5. Totally me. And just reading garlic smashed potatoes made me so hungry

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  10. These are hilarious! I definitely relate to 2, 4, and 5. I freaking love food and even after I am stuffed full I still want to keep eating just because I like to eat ha ha.

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  11. I love grocery shopping! Like, I'd rather go grocery shopping than clothes shopping. Yes, I'm a weirdo, haha.

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