As some of you know, I get all my news from a site called Refinery 29. It's a treasure trove of celeb updates, fashion tips and all around girly shit but it also has real news stories like the fact that TLC is coming out with a new album (how pumped are you tho?) Sometimes tho, there is a article with a title that makes me do a double take.
Enter: Vaginal Steaming - The New Xanax?
Yes. THAT is what the title of the article is.
Like, when you see this on your bloglovin feed you don't fucking skip it.
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Basically, it's a "centuries old Korean treatment" affectionatly known now as "V-steam" where you "perch over a bottomless (?!magic!?) pot of boiling water infused with herbs for about 20 to 45 minutes." aka solid squat workout. Best part? You can either go nuddy pants OR wear a very attractive floor lenght skirt thing that looks like a heavy plastic tablecloth that "does not breathe"
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So next time you're thinking of doing a spa day with your girlfriends or you need some
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I don't even know what to say about this! Ewwww. Nevah! Seriously? Very funny and totally cannot believe it's really a thing.
ReplyDeleteEeeekkk! You're the sweetest! And the fact that you gave me a shout out with the vaginal steaming?! GOLD.
ReplyDeleteThank you thank you!
Hahaa this reminds me of the first time I ever heard of vajazzling!!! I'd love to see the other post titles you rejected hahaha - have a good weekend love!
ReplyDeleteI totally thought of the vajazzling Katie mentions above! Wtf...I am not sure I could get on board with this. So weird.
ReplyDeleteJust wow. My vagina said no thanks. She prefers to be a cold bitch.
ReplyDeleteIs it weird that I totally want to try it? Like really, I do!
ReplyDeleteThis just sounds...interesting.
ReplyDeleteI was like WHAT!?! until you said relieves PMS and now I'm all like hmmmmm.
ReplyDeleteUhhhhh that is so strange hahaha and of course that would be on Tia & Tamera...they're kinda cray lol
ReplyDeleteWhaaaaat. Just... whaaat.
ReplyDeleteOh my god. That is amazing. Hahahahahaha. This is insane. Charissa from The Smashbook
ReplyDeleteahhaha gotta care for that vag!
ReplyDeleteI just don't even know what to say. I'm dying laughing.
ReplyDeleteThat is so... bizarre. How can anyone believe that it has any medical value? And people pay for it? Can't you boil your own water and buy your own tablecloth?
ReplyDeleteIs it weird that a V steam sounds right up my ally? It's weird but strangely enticing at the same time!
ReplyDeleteThis is fabulous and uncomfortable all at the same time !!!!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a great idea for a blate!
ReplyDeletebahaha! This is the most awesome comment ever! "Hey, nice to finally meet you, so wanna go V-steaming?"
DeleteThis post is a gem.
Honestly I think I would try it once just to a) be able to say I've done it because it would make for quite an interesting story and b) what if I like it? Ha ha ha!! This is hilarious :D
ReplyDeleteIs it weird I want to try this? I'm sure I can re-create this at home for one of those Saturday nights I'm all alone and have lost all sense of shame and self worth...
ReplyDeleteHe or she is previously thus had missed... gorgeous words and phrases and thank you for revealing, caressed.
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