So This Is Me

I'm not good at this page, so here's my deal.

I'm really picky about the movies I watch and not picky at all about what I eat. 

I'm supppper impatient and curse a whole bunch. 

I have grand dreams of going places and doing things but I'm not great at self-motivating.

My boyfriend's name is Tom. I live with him and our dog Lily who is a complete douche.

(That is, Lil is the douche. Not Tom. Tom's pretty great)

oddly enough, neither of them are Mexican

I like sparkly things and Unicorns and basically anything that's tiny.

I am partial to sarcasm and appreciate puns more than the average person.

I will only use Burt's Bees chapstick and still haven't figured out this whole red lip thing.

I have boxed wine in my fridge and always have tots in the freezer.

I can recite Planet Earth word for word along with David Attenborough.

If I'm being honest, I'm into the Captain America type with a splash of Ironman.

I have a recurring nightmare that I'm stuck in my house which is surrounded by lioness'

I'm not a writer (clearly) but this shit is fun.

I spend entirely too much time on pinterest.

I only eat pancakes if they are chocolate chip.

I guess I lied about not being picky about food.

I'm happier when I'm tan.

If you made it to this point and you still want to hear what I have to say then I guarantee (another about me fact: I NEVER spell guarantee right. EVER.) we will get along famously.