My Answer To The Age Old Question...

If you could only eat ONE food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

That's one of those questions that was on every "get to know you" questionaire from kindergarten through some of the Liebster posts I've seen. And usually the response is: steak, mac & cheese, pizza- you know, the typical stuff.

Naht me.

I used to be a "steak. definitely" person but now, it's fries. Yes, if I could eat ONE THING and ONLY ONE THING for the REST OF MY DAYS, I would eat fries. Not just any fries tho; truffle fries. With parmesan and a tiny bit of parsley.

Not kidding guys, this shit is BOSS. I order it EVERYWHERE. I base my desicion on where we will be going out to eat on if they serve truffle fries or not. OR if I think I can get them to make them for me even if they aren't on the menu. (most places will if they can so askkkkk)

I usually take pictures of when I order them because I <3 them so much. And here is a little collage for you.

I also mentioned them in this post as a way to act super prententious but they are so fucking good I don't care. I also just bought this tiny bottle fom amazon because I want truffles on everything and will try to make that happen.

Truffles themselves are gross looking. They are a fungus after all. They have an "earthy" taste so kindaaa like mushrooms? That's what people say at least, I just say they're delicious. 

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But the best part is this: guess how they harvest them?! TRUFFLE PIGS!

Legit. They train pigs to sniff them out and uncover them! (they grow underground) and they are even better than the trained dogs who do the same job

This one is fantastic cuz he thinks he's a puppy

My dream is to move to move to France (where truffles are) get a tea cup pig, and call him T.P. (aka Truffle Pig aka Tiny Porker) and Lil and T.P. would be best friends and we'd be rich cuz truffles are pricey as fuck.

So if you've never had truffle fries ORDER THEM. They're life changing. And anything else on a menu that has truffle or truffle oil, order that too. And then send me the left overs (if there are any)

Also I've just made myself so hungry for them that I will in fact be going to the restaurant directly below our apartment (one of the places that don't have them on the menu) and getting some after my mani appointment.