The Time We Almost Made Our Dog A Twitter

As you can see with this new and fucking kick ass design there are a couple new pages up there. One of them is #lilproblems.

Can't fit in the front seat anymore. Mom needs a new car. #lilproblems

If you want to only read posts about Lil aka the absolute sketchiest dog ever, go there. Now, instead of calling the page "Stories About Lily" or "My Dog Is An Ass" I went with #lilproblems. If you follow me on instagrammy or twatter you've probably noticed that I've used that hashtag when posting about Lil. I'm here today to tell you how that all came about.

Auntie dresses me up like this and it's itchy. WHERE'S MY TREAT?! #lilproblems

I've mentioned a few times that before I was a cursing, ranting, crazy dog lady on this blog, I was a stuggling fashion blogger. It was a bad life choice. BUT I did try to do it right and so I made an instagram and twitter. I got into instagram right away but twitter I just coudn't get the hang of.

Why must mom make me pose with her drinks? WHERE'S MY TREAT?! #lilproblems

Now, only about 2 people I know IRL use twitter and I had literally 0 bloggy friends so it wasn't exactly a conversation. I was telling Tom about it and tried convincing him to get a twitter. He said something along the lines of "absolutely fucking not."

I'm too tinyyyy to beg! #lilproblems

After a few more conversations about it, Tom decided that if he was going to make a twitter it would be on behalf of Lil. If you guys have been reading for more the the last 8 lines, y'all know that Lil is shit balls cray. And has a unlimited life pass on the struggles bus. You guys know all those hashtags- #bloggerproblems, #winoproblems, #shortproblems (at least those are the ones I use..)  Honestly I loved the idea of her having a twitter run by Tom but it never turned into anything more than just adding #lilproblems to my posts.

I look like an idiot. Thanks mom. #lilproblems

The premise of Lil's twitter would be tweeting about her oh-so-tough life as our pup. For example, tweets would include:

I wanna sleep and dad won't leave me alone #lilproblems

I think mom and dad would be delicious, but if I ate them in their sleep I would miss them #lilproblems

Celery and lettuce are mean and taste worse than the rug #lilproblems

Mom's undies and dad's socks are SO FUN AND I WANT ALL OF THEM. #lilproblems

I'm so tired but they just keep throwing the ball. I can't NOT go get it! #lilproblems

I just wanna lick dad's face off and he won't let me. Jerk. #lilproblems

I thought it was so funny and Tom likes making me laugh and we both like putting words in Lil's mouth (as opposed to anything else she likes putting in there) and so the hashtag stuck. And that's that.

I'm also cohosting the Twitter and Bloglovin Hop this month so link up and find some new friends!!

<center> <a href="http://dawnsdisaster.blogspot.com/"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHe8dHMI_TaOxxiwC2oyuHjJZpPsGVEpgqR_U6HLw3AOPxMoxrb56GWyItBGlTtkSqRy10Exae0vp9VHqUghraQlj6xiQdrifQZfcY_ysHPyP_lApgwzI1pFrE8brrtjczNyatmzrDFUxd/s200/Twitter+Hop.jpg"/></a></center> Welcome to the Twitter Hop!  The only "rule" here is to follow as many people on the hop as possible!  I'd love it if you would grab a button and put it on your sidebar or "where hop/party" page.  Alright, let's get this party started!  So, put your TWITTER on the first link up (http://twitter.com/YOUR USER NAME) and your BLOGLOVIN blog on the second link up, then gain some new followers.

Dawn~from Dawn's Disaster Lisa~from the Squishable Baby MammaNene~from Serger Pepper Petro~from the Seaman Mom Adriana~from Dog Hair is an Accessory

Link up your TWITTER account here:

1.	Renee @ Mother Daughter Book Reviews	24.	Anyonita Nibbles	47.	Heather @ The Destiny Manifest
2.	Dawn Frazier	25.	Alex @ Let Life Be Like Music	48.	Michiko @ There's Something About Michiko
3.	Dawn Frazier	26.	@marinangelicola	49.	A Peek Into My Paradise
4.	Diane @ Vintage Zest	27.	Erin @ The Grass Skirt	50.	*Live, Laugh, Love*
5.	@dawns_disaster {HOST}	28.	@mail4rosey	51.	Tehila @ Women Abiding
6.	@squishablebaby {Co-Host}	29.	Rachel @MWH_blog	52.	Evelyn @ My Turn for us
7.	@mamma_nene {Co-Host}	30.	~ VMG206 (Follows Back)	53.	Erica @nannypology
8.	@PetroNeagu {Co-Host}	31.	Launna	54.	Lisa Newlin-Seriously?! A humor blog
9.	@easypeasyglam {Co-Host}	32.	Home on Deranged	55.	Lisa Ehrman
10.	Candice @ Just Stay Lovely	33.	Heather @ Please Sleep In	56.	Motivating Mommy (Follows Back)
11.	Danielle @ Sew Much Crafting	34.	Jenn @ Jenn's Random Scraps	57.	Pushing on a Rope
12.	Maria @ This life's beautiful moments	35.	@CreateWithJoy1	58.	365 Days With Sara Style
13.	@MominBordeaux	36.	Meredith @ The Southern Northerner	59.	Dawn @spatulasonparad
14.	Chris @ AKitchenHoor	37.	Angie @ Snack Cups and Smiles	60.	Furita-Kaka @ ChiChi PomPous
15.	The Cottage Diaries	38.	marty preston	61.	The Closet Intellectual
16.	Casey @ Aslan's Adventure	39.	Ann @ Such a Mama	62.	Juggling Real Food and Real LIfe
17.	Butterflys Attic	40.	Laney @ Night Owl Venting	63.	Melani @ MagsBeadsCreation
18.	Esther @enchantingbeginnings (follows back)	41.	April @ 100lb Countdown	64.	Amanda @ Modern Hippie Momma
19.	Janine's Confessions of a Mommyaholic	42.	Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicrous	65.	Savannah @ Arizona Sunshine
20.	Chelsea @ CrazyBullies	43.	@KateWhineHall	66.	Storybook Reality
21.	Tori G @ Styled Like A Rockstar	44.	Willamette Valley Wonder Woman	67.	Mela @ Lazyfish73
22.	stephanie @ she turned her dreams into plans	45.	My Fashion Forward Blog	68.	Mamaway UK
23.	Amber @ Chaos & Crackers	46.	Rachael @ Lobster Lovefest

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Link up your BLOGLOVIN blog to follow here:

1.	Dawn's Disaster {HOST}	19.	Tori G @ Styled like A Rockstar	37.	Heather @ The Destiny Manifest
2.	Serger Pepper {Co-Host}	20.	stephanie @ she turned her dreams into plans	38.	There's Something About Michiko
3.	Squishable Baby {Co-Host}	21.	Anyonita Nibbles	39.	A Peek Into My Paradise
4.	The Seaman Mom {Co-Host}	22.	Erin @ The Grass Skirt	40.	Please Sleep In
5.	Dog Hair is an Accessory {Co-Host}	23.	Rachel @ My Wholesome Home	41.	Evelyn @ My Turn for us
6.	Diane @ Vintage Zest	24.	~ VMG206 (Follows Back)	42.	nannypology
7.	Candice Baglio	25.	Launna	43.	Lisa @ Chronically Content
8.	Danielle @ Sew Much Crafting	26.	Home on Deranged	44.	Pushing on a Rope
9.	Maria @ This life's beautiful moments	27.	Jenn @ Jenn's Random Scraps	45.	Spatulas On Parade
10.	Dotta sews	28.	CREATE WITH JOY	46.	ChiChi PomPous
11.	Yuen @ The Craziest Paradigm	29.	Snack Cups and Smiles	47.	The Closet Intellectual
12.	Chris @ AKitchenHoor	30.	The Southern Northerner	48.	Juggling Real Food and Real Life
13.	The Cottage Diaries	31.	Ann @ Such a Mama	49.	Melani @ MagsBeadsCreation
14.	Casey @ Aslan's Adventure	32.	Laney @ Night Owl Venting	50.	Laura @ Storybook Reality
15.	ButterflyInTheAttic (Follows Back)	33.	April @ 100lb Countdown	51.	A fish-flavoured apple
16.	Janine's Confessions of A Mommyaholic	34.	Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicrous	52.	Chaos & Crackers
17.	J9 Designs	35.	willamette valley wonder woman	53.	My House and Family
18.	Chelsea @ CrazyBullies	36.	Rachael @ Lobster Lovefest

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If you are interested in Co-Hosting for September, please email: dawnsdisaster@gmail.com to get signed up!    

I'll leave you with this random gif because for some reason my phone and/or computer created it.

Your welcome.