Boy Behind My Blog: Tom. Is. Nuts.

We missed last  months, but we're back on the Boy Behind The Blog Train. I usually comment on each of Tom's responses, but today, I will not. I had the same reaction to all 5 answers: laughing a whole lot and "where the FUCK do you come up with this shit?!"

So enjoy the crazy that is my boyfriend.


1. If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
I would have to go with shape shifter. Is that an animal? Ah, fuck it.  I’m gonna just pretend it is.  Let’s face facts, being a shape shifter would be perfect. Why? Because then I could be any  animal that I wanted.  I could base my animal de jour off of my mood de jour.  For example, if Adriana asked if I was hungry, I could answer by shifting into a wolf.  To which she would respond, “I wish you would just fucking tell me your hungry instead of always making an elaborate Duran Duran reference!”   That’s just one example, but the possibilities are endless.  If I was feeling sad I could shift into Eeyore.  If I was feeling dramatic I could shift into a chipmunk.  I was feeling patriotic I could shift into a fucking Bald Eagle and pound Budweiser AmeriCans on the roof of the Jefferson Memorial.  AmeriCAWWW!

I've had a couple emails, and for those of you confused about the dramatic chipmunk this short video explains it for you.


2. What is your favorite meal?
This is a tough one.  Again, I feel like it’s situational.  I’m sayin’ I love beef stew. But I wouldn’t want to have it on a 110 degree balls hot day and I love lobster but wouldn’t want to have it anywhere but Abbott’s Lobster in the Rough in Noank, CT or anytime but the summer.  So maybe the best way to answer this is by season.  Winter: Beef Stew. Spring: Cookout Fare (dogs, burgs, brats, pasta salad, potato salad, cole slaw). Summer: Lobster. Fall: Spaghetti.


3. Do you use any forms of Social Media? What is your favorite?
I’m on: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Google Plus, and Adult Friend Finder  er…PetFinder.  I think twitter is my favorite. The main reason being it’s the only social media platform I’m on where my feed isn’t absolutely blown the shit up by the same three people every day.
creeper.
4. Beer, wine, liquor, other, or none of the above?
I would love to know what the “other” option is. Is it weed? Blow? Pills? Pirates Booty? Baby Snickers? Pixie Sticks? Mallomars? Samoas? Ring Pops? Gummy Bears? Kettle Corn? Starbucks? Starburst? Star fruit? Star Wars? Starr Jones? Gushers? Pita Chips? Guac and Chips? Bugles? Cap’n Crunch?  Nilla Wafers? Red Bull? or Big League Chew?

That said, I really like beer.

5. Complete the sentence: “Never have I ever…”

…sprinted through Times Square being chased by an army of spider monkeys dressed as the paparazzi, but wearing the mask of Voldemort and riding on Segway scooters without helmets, whilst Miley Cyrus’ foam finger hangs like a halo above David Hasselhoff who is there trying to get Darth Vader and Ewoks to come together and record a new dubstep version of “Toxic” despite the fact that Britney has explicitly said that she is not willing to sign over the rights to the song unless the Hoff hassles Justin Beiber out of becoming the biggest doucher of all time.  

And there you have it. Tom, the weirdo. And I'm allowed to say that cuz we're in love.

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21 comments:

  1. I'm not even sure how to properly comment on this post, ha ha!

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  2. I love this post, I don't think I would get even a sentence out of my boyfriend! One question though...how come chipmunks are dramatic?!!

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  3. hahah! I'm dying. This is hilarious.

    But legit- I would put kettle corn right up there with wine/beer.

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  4. Very funny! Love that he really thinks his answers through, although I was confused about the chipmunk and drama, too! Loved it but would love to know why...

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  5. that last question...wow.. I Love it! my mouth was literally hanging open reading it.. GREAT answer Tom..just great!

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  6. hahaha so very ridic but I love it

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  7. OH MY GOD. Tom is the funniest man in all of Blogland. I just sent Kris the link and told him that those are the kinds of answers I wanted. I'm still laughing. I'd put gummy bears in the other category.

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  8. BAHAHAHA please don't miss this again next month because I'm gonna be looking forward to his answers every month for eternity

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  9. hilarious! i think i love the "never have I ever..." the most though! {a harry potter reference always wins in my book!}

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  10. When is Tom getting his own blog??? This needs to happen soon!

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  11. this is so funny and awesome adn i think he and michael would get along swell.

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  12. Haha! I love that he listed his favorite foods by season. Genius!

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  13. Lol I love his answers!! Especially to #4!


    Alisha @ The Alisha Nicole

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  14. #5 for the win.

    Also, blow, pills, pixie sticks. hahaha

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  15. I love spaghetti, lobster and beef stew too. And his answers.

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  16. Haha. Major points for creativity and stringing together more words in a single sentence than I am capable of reading. :) I'm totally with him on the favorite meal being situational.

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  17. I just found your blog from your guest blog posts (both of them actually). I've seen this boys behind the blog several times, but this is by far the most entertaining one I've ever read!

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  18. This was HILARIOUS! My husband's answers were so lame, so I didn't post them. Definitely best responses yet!

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  19. Too funny!! Most of the guys had one word answers! Food favorites are totally seasonal!

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